(via Ep 8: Right Wing Erotica, Anchor Baby Robin Thicke, Mort Downey Jr. & Sarah Jaffee)  Listen to Bill O’Reilly read from his own trashy thriller “Those Who Trespass” at 32:50. Some gems include: “Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up.” “She obediently performed oral sex on him.” “Edgar looked over and grinned, showing yellow, decaying teeth. Obviously he preferred oral sex to oral hygiene.”